The Big Sit-Down

Passover means many things. One of them is a huge meal. A seder. If you go to any of them, be sure to bring alka-seltzer for dessert because you are going to eat too much. That's one of the unspoken rules of seders. Another rule is to have tons of guests. Old, young and in-between all engage in communal kvetch-ing. So pass the Tulkoffs.