The Wolves of the Web...Popup Ads

Pop-ads. The bane of the internet. I try to block them but tonight I've decided to use them as fodder for inspiration. State Farm's fairly annoying popup "Never try to outdrive a tornado," has me thinking. I grew up in tornado alley. We always knew when tornadoes were coming. Please, State Farm, give me a break! Tornados announce when they are coming. Sure there are twisters that hit at night. Sure there are twisters that hit when no one is expecting them. But selling car insurance whilst attempting to convince me you are trying to keep me safe is laughable. You are still a wolf, no matter how many sheep skins you wear.